Cricketing World Awaits a New World Order

August 25, 2009 by · 1 Comment
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After a series spanning  five tests and approximately two months, England  reclaimed ashes.

Let’s talk about the  winning  team first  – their middle order is ‘average’ if you don’t want to critical . Greame Swann’s contribution with the bat will count no less than contribution with the ball. Stuart Broad – best all rounder was non starter for the 5th test. Andrew Strauss was the only consistent batsman and Jimmy Anderson was the only consistent bowler.

Point here is not to berate the achievements of the winning team but to put in perspective the fact that despite all these, Australia lost. you’ll have to think for few seconds , if asked to name their best bowler.  Right, it was BW Hilfenhaus. Hauritz outperformed everbody’s expectation but was still not good enough to be selected for two of the five tests.  South Africa never became a world beater without a world class spinner , Australia can’t hope to remain one without one good enough one at least. Magician left the stage and it doesn’t look like art anymore, forget magic. Ponting stands tall among lesser mortals and Michael Clarke stands up very often, but that makes them a team with some very good players and not a very good team.
Ashes 2009 will be remembered for Andrew Flintoff’s last Ashes, Stuart Broad’s arrival as an all rounder(if he adds some more Ashes folklore to his promising  start), and one of the most telling debut century of all time by Trott but it will also be remembered as the point where ifs and buts about Australia’s supremacy were finally put to rest, it is over. Don’t get me wrong they can still unearth Mike Hussey or Stuart Clark but you feel the contribution of  all time greats when they go missing. Sometimes they come to remind you of themselves in IPL but still they can not be replaced. Let’s feel blessed for having seen Warne, McGrath and Gilchrist playing together and being supported by Waughs, Ponting, Hyden , Martin and Langer.

Going forward, South Africa will always remain a very good team but they need to win semifinals and be more consistent around the globe, Pakistan will remain enigmatically brilliant, Indian young guns will probably find it tough to fill the shoes of extraordinary predecessors. Sri Lanka should continue to show glimpses of art in craft. But, we may have to wait for sometime before having an all out dominant team or before a captain complains of lack of competition, as Steve Waugh did once.

On a related note – let’s welcome the coming back of Asif , he has a hell lot of potential, let’s hope to see some of that and also welcome Andy Flower in the new awatar, right you can’t keep good men down for long.

Git and Awesome Survey

August 15, 2009 by · 1 Comment
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Here are two links for survey by git (version control system) and awesome(window manager) community. If you use either of these, please take out some time to fill in the questionnaire. Think of it as the simplest way to contribute back to the software you use.
Here are the links :

Git –

Awesome –

Note -(As found on those pages but at the bottom :) ) –
“If you have cookies enabled, you can always submit partially filled survey, and return to your answers at later time, completing it later.”

Great programmers find simple solutions to complex problems

June 30, 2009 by · 4 Comments
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After a long time I could find the source for following quote-

Junior programmers create simple solutions to simple problems. Senior programmers create complex solutions to complex problems. Great programmers find simple solutions to complex problems.

It is from an essay called Beautiful Software by Charles Connell.

Another favorite one of mine is The Zen of Python

Beautiful is better than ugly.
Explicit is better than implicit.
Simple is better than complex.
Complex is better than complicated.
Flat is better than nested.
Sparse is better than dense.
Readability counts.
Special cases aren’t special enough to break the rules.
Although practicality beats purity.
Errors should never pass silently.
Unless explicitly silenced.
In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.
There should be one– and preferably only one –obvious way to do it.
Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you’re Dutch.
Now is better than never.
Although never is often better than *right* now.
If the implementation is hard to explain, it’s a bad idea.
If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be a good idea.
Namespaces are one honking great idea — let’s do more of those!
and then there is classic Tao of Programming

credits as on the linked site-

Translated by Geoffrey James

Transcribed by Duke Hillard

Transmitted by Anupam Trivedi, Sajitha Tampi, and Meghshyam Jagannath

Re-html-ized and edited by Kragen Sittler


Book 1 – The Silent Void

Thus spake the master programmer:

“When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it
will be time for you to leave.”


Something mysterious is formed, born in the silent void. Waiting alone and
unmoving, it is at once still and yet in constant motion. It is the source
of all programs. I do not know its name, so I will call it the Tao of

If the Tao is great, then the operating system is great. If the operating
system is great, then the compiler is great. If the compiler is great,
then the application is great. The user is pleased and there exists
harmony in the world.

The Tao of Programming flows far away and returns on the wind of morning.


The Tao gave birth to machine language. Machine language gave birth to the

The assembler gave birth to the compiler. Now there are ten thousand

Each language has its purpose, however humble. Each language expresses the
Yin and Yang of software. Each language has its place within the Tao.

But do not program in COBOL if you can avoid it.


In the beginning was the Tao. The Tao gave birth to Space and Time.
Therefore Space and Time are Yin and Yang of programming.

Programmers that do not comprehend the Tao are always running out of time
and space for their programs. Programmers that comprehend the Tao always
have enough time and space to accomplish their goals.

How could it be otherwise?


The wise programmer is told about Tao and follows it. The average
programmer is told about Tao and searches for it. The foolish programmer
is told about Tao and laughs at it.

If it were not for laughter, there would be no Tao.

The highest sounds are hardest to hear.
Going forward is a way to retreat.
Great talent shows itself late in life.
Even a perfect program still has bugs.


Book 2 – The Ancient Masters

Thus spake the master programmer:

“After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.”


The programmers of old were mysterious and profound. We cannot fathom
their thoughts, so all we do is describe their appearance.

Aware, like a fox crossing the water. Alert, like a general on the
battlefield. Kind, like a hostess greeting her guests. Simple, like
uncarved blocks of wood. Opaque, like black pools in darkened caves.

Who can tell the secrets of their hearts and minds?

The answer exists only in Tao.


Grand Master Turing once dreamed that he was a machine. When he awoke he

“I don’t know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a
machine dreaming that I am Turing!”


A programmer from a very large computer company went to a software
conference and then returned to report to his manager, saying: “What sort
of programmers work for other companies? They behaved badly and were
unconcerned with appearances. Their hair was long and unkempt and their
clothes were wrinkled and old. They crashed our hospitality suite and they
made rude noises during my presentation.”

The manager said: “I should have never sent you to the conference. Those
programmers live beyond the physical world. They consider life absurd, an
accidental coincidence. They come and go without knowing limitations.
Without a care, they live only for their programs. Why should they bother
with social conventions?

“They are alive within the Tao.”


A novice asked the Master: “Here is a programmer that never designs,
documents or tests his programs. Yet all who know him consider him one of
the best programmers in the world. Why is this?”

The Master replies: “That programmer has mastered the Tao. He has gone
beyond the need for design; he does not become angry when the system
crashes, but accepts the universe without concern. He has gone beyond the
need for documentation; he no longer cares if anyone else sees his code.
He has gone beyond the need for testing; each of his programs are perfect
within themselves, serene and elegant, their purpose self-evident. Truly,
he has entered the mystery of Tao.”


Book 3 – Design

Thus spake the master programmer:

“When the program is being tested, it is too late to make design


There once was a man who went to a computer trade show. Each day as he
entered, the man told the guard at the door:

“I am a great thief, renowned for my feats of shoplifting. Be
forewarned, for this trade show shall not escape unplundered.”

This speech disturbed the guard greatly, because there were millions of
dollars of computer equipment inside, so he watched the man carefully. But
the man merely wandered from booth to booth, humming quietly to himself.

When the man left, the guard took him aside and searched his clothes, but
nothing was to be found.

On the next day of the trade show, the man returned and chided the guard
saying: “I escaped with a vast booty yesterday, but today will be even
better.” So the guard watched him ever more closely, but to no avail.

On the final day of the trade show, the guard could restrain his curiosity
no longer. “Sir Thief,” he said, “I am so perplexed, I cannot live in
peace. Please enlighten me. What is it that you are stealing?”

The man smiled. “I am stealing ideas,” he said.


There once was a master programmer who wrote unstructured programs. A
novice programmer, seeking to imitate him, also began to write
unstructured programs. When the novice asked the master to evaluate his
progress, the master criticized him for writing unstructured programs,
saying, “What is appropriate for the master is not appropriate for the
novice. You must understand the Tao before transcending structure.”


There was once a programmer who was attached to the court of the warlord
of Wu. The warlord asked the programmer: “Which is easier to design: an
accounting package or an operating system?”

“An operating system,” replied the programmer.

The warlord uttered an exclamation of disbelief. “Surely an accounting
package is trivial next to the complexity of an operating system,” he

“Not so,” said the programmer, “when designing an accounting package,
the programmer operates as a mediator between people having different
ideas: how it must operate, how its reports must appear, and how it must
conform to the tax laws. By contrast, an operating system is not limited
by outside appearances. When designing an operating system, the programmer
seeks the simplest harmony between machine and ideas. This is why an
operating system is easier to design.”

The warlord of Wu nodded and smiled. “That is all good and well, but
which is easier to debug?”

The programmer made no reply.


A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements
document for a new application. The manager asked the master: “How long
will it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?”

“It will take one year,” said the master promptly.

“But we need this system immediately or even sooner! How long will it
take if I assign ten programmers to it?”

The master programmer frowned. “In that case, it will take two years.”

“And what if I assign a hundred programmers to it?”

The master programmer shrugged. “Then the design will never be
completed,” he said.


Book 4 – Coding

Thus spake the master programmer:

“A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is
its own hell.”


A program should be light and agile, its subroutines connected like a
string of pearls. The spirit and intent of the program should be retained
throughout. There should be neither too little or too much, neither
needless loops nor useless variables, neither lack of structure nor
overwhelming rigidity.

A program should follow the `Law of Least Astonishment’. What is this law?
It is simply that the program should always respond to the user in the way
that astonishes him least.

A program, no matter how complex, should act as a single unit. The program
should be directed by the logic within rather than by outward appearances.

If the program fails in these requirements, it will be in a state of
disorder and confusion. The only way to correct this is to rewrite the


A novice asked the master: “I have a program that sometime runs and
sometimes aborts. I have followed the rules of programming, yet I am
totally baffled. What is the reason for this?”

The master replied: “You are confused because you do not understand Tao.
Only a fool expects rational behavior from his fellow humans. Why do you
expect it from a machine that humans have constructed? Computers simulate
determinism; only Tao is perfect.

“The rules of programming are transitory; only Tao is eternal. Therefore
you must contemplate Tao before you receive enlightenment.”

“But how will I know when I have received enlightenment?” asked the

“Your program will then run correctly,” replied the master.


A master was explaining the nature of Tao of to one of his novices. “The
Tao is embodied in all software – regardless of how insignificant,” said
the master.

“Is the Tao in a hand-held calculator?” asked the novice.

“It is,” came the reply.

“Is the Tao in a video game?” continued the novice.

“It is even in a video game,” said the master.

“And is the Tao in the DOS for a personal computer?”

The master coughed and shifted his position slightly. “The lesson is over
for today,” he said.


Prince Wang’s programmer was coding software. His fingers danced upon the
keyboard. The program compiled without an error message, and the program
ran like a gentle wind.

“Excellent!” the Prince exclaimed, “Your technique is faultless!”

“Technique?” said the programmer turning from his terminal, “What I
follow is Tao – beyond all techniques! When I first began to program I
would see before me the whole problem in one mass. After three years I no
longer saw this mass. Instead, I used subroutines. But now I see nothing.
My whole being exists in a formless void. My senses are idle. My spirit,
free to work without plan, follows its own instinct. In short, my program
writes itself. True, sometimes there are difficult problems. I see them
coming, I slow down, I watch silently. Then I change a single line of code
and the difficulties vanish like puffs of idle smoke. I then compile the
program. I sit still and let the joy of the work fill my being. I close my
eyes for a moment and then log off.”

Prince Wang said, “Would that all of my programmers were as wise!”


Book 5 – Maintenance

Thus spake the master programmer:

“Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be


A well-used door needs no oil on its hinges.
A swift-flowing stream does not grow stagnant.
Neither sound nor thoughts can travel through a vacuum.
Software rots if not used.

These are great mysteries.


A manager asked a programmer how long it would take him to finish the
program on which he was working. “It will be finished tomorrow,” the
programmer promptly replied.

“I think you are being unrealistic,” said the manager, “Truthfully, how
long will it take?”

The programmer thought for a moment. “I have some features that I wish to
add. This will take at least two weeks,” he finally said.

“Even that is too much to expect,” insisted the manager, “I will be
satisfied if you simply tell me when the program is complete.”

The programmer agreed to this.

Several years later, the manager retired. On the way to his retirement
luncheon, he discovered the programmer asleep at his terminal. He had been
programming all night.


A novice programmer was once assigned to code a simple financial package.

The novice worked furiously for many days, but when his master reviewed
his program, he discovered that it contained a screen editor, a set of
generalized graphics routines, an artificial intelligence interface, but
not the slightest mention of anything financial.

When the master asked about this, the novice became indignant. “Don’t be
so impatient,” he said, “I’ll put in the financial stuff eventually.”


Does a good farmer neglect a crop he has planted?
Does a good teacher overlook even the most humble student?
Does a good father allow a single child to starve?
Does a good programmer refuse to maintain his code?


Book 6 – Management

Thus spake the master programmer:

“Let the programmers be many and the managers few – then all will be


When managers hold endless meetings, the programmers write games. When
accountants talk of quarterly profits, the development budget is about to
be cut. When senior scientists talk blue sky, the clouds are about to roll

Truly, this is not the Tao of Programming.

When managers make commitments, game programs are ignored. When
accountants make long-range plans, harmony and order are about to be
restored. When senior scientists address the problems at hand, the
problems will soon be solved.

Truly, this is the Tao of Programming.


Why are programmers non-productive?
Because their time is wasted in meetings.

Why are programmers rebellious?
Because the management interferes too much.

Why are the programmers resigning one by one?
Because they are burnt out.

Having worked for poor management, they no longer value their jobs.


A manager was about to be fired, but a programmer who worked for him
invented a new program that became popular and sold well. As a result, the
manager retained his job.

The manager tried to give the programmer a bonus, but the programmer
refused it, saying, “I wrote the program because I thought it was an
interesting concept, and thus I expect no reward.”

The manager upon hearing this remarked, “This programmer, though he holds
a position of small esteem, understands well the proper duty of an
employee. Let us promote him to the exalted position of management

But when told this, the programmer once more refused, saying, “I exist so
that I can program. If I were promoted, I would do nothing but waste
everyone’s time. Can I go now? I have a program that I’m working on.”


A manager went to his programmers and told them: “As regards to your work
hours: you are going to have to come in at nine in the morning and leave
at five in the afternoon.” At this, all of them became angry and several
resigned on the spot.

So the manager said: “All right, in that case you may set your own
working hours, as long as you finish your projects on schedule.” The
programmers, now satisfied, began to come in at noon and work to the wee
hours of the morning.


Book 7 – Corporate Wisdom

Thus spake the master programmer:

“You can demonstrate a program for a corporate executive, but you can’t
make him computer literate.”


A novice asked the master: “In the east there is a great tree-structure
that men call `Corporate Headquarters’. It is bloated out of shape with
vice presidents and accountants. It issues a multitude of memos, each
saying `Go, Hence!’ or `Go, Hither!’ and nobody knows what is meant. Every
year new names are put onto the branches, but all to no avail. How can
such an unnatural entity be?”

The master replied: “You perceive this immense structure and are
disturbed that it has no rational purpose. Can you not take amusement from
its endless gyrations? Do you not enjoy the untroubled ease of programming
beneath its sheltering branches? Why are you bothered by its


In the east there is a shark which is larger than all other fish. It
changes into a bird whose wings are like clouds filling the sky. When this
bird moves across the land, it brings a message from Corporate
Headquarters. This message it drops into the midst of the programmers,
like a seagull making its mark upon the beach. Then the bird mounts on the
wind and, with the blue sky at its back, returns home.

The novice programmer stares in wonder at the bird, for he understands it
not. The average programmer dreads the coming of the bird, for he fears
its message. The master programmer continues to work at his terminal, for
he does not know that the bird has come and gone.


The Magician of the Ivory Tower brought his latest invention for the
master programmer to examine. The magician wheeled a large black box into
the master’s office while the master waited in silence.

“This is an integrated, distributed, general-purpose workstation,” began
the magician, “ergonomically designed with a proprietary operating
system, sixth generation languages, and multiple state of the art user
interfaces. It took my assistants several hundred man years to construct.
Is it not amazing?”

The master raised his eyebrows slightly. “It is indeed amazing,” he

“Corporate Headquarters has commanded,” continued the magician, “that
everyone use this workstation as a platform for new programs. Do you agree
to this?”

“Certainly,” replied the master, “I will have it transported to the
data center immediately!” And the magician returned to his tower, well

Several days later, a novice wandered into the office of the master
programmer and said, “I cannot find the listing for my new program. Do
you know where it might be?”

“Yes,” replied the master, “the listings are stacked on the platform in
the data center.”


The master programmer moves from program to program without fear. No
change in management can harm him. He will not be fired, even if the
project is cancelled. Why is this? He is filled with Tao.


Book 8 – Hardware and Software

Thus spake the master programmer:

“Without the wind, the grass does not move. Without software, hardware is


A novice asked the master: “I perceive that one computer company is much
larger than all others. It towers above its competition like a giant among
dwarfs. Any one of its divisions could comprise an entire business. Why is
this so?”

The master replied, “Why do you ask such foolish questions? That company
is large because it is large. If it only made hardware, nobody would buy
it. If it only made software, nobody would use it. If it only maintained
systems, people would treat it like a servant. But because it combines all
of these things, people think it one of the gods! By not seeking to
strive, it conquers without effort.”


A master programmer passed a novice programmer one day. The master noted
the novice’s preoccupation with a hand-held computer game. “Excuse me,”
he said, “may I examine it?”

The novice bolted to attention and handed the device to the master. “I
see that the device claims to have three levels of play: Easy, Medium, and
Hard,” said the master. “Yet every such device has another level of
play, where the device seeks not to conquer the human, nor to be conquered
by the human.”

“Pray, great master,” implored the novice, “how does one find this
mysterious setting?”

The master dropped the device to the ground and crushed it underfoot. And
suddenly the novice was enlightened.


There was once a programmer who worked upon microprocessors. “Look at how
well off I am here,” he said to a mainframe programmer who came to visit,
“I have my own operating system and file storage device. I do not have to
share my resources with anyone. The software is self- consistent and
easy-to-use. Why do you not quit your present job and join me here?”

The mainframe programmer then began to describe his system to his friend,
saying “The mainframe sits like an ancient sage meditating in the midst
of the data center. Its disk drives lie end-to-end like a great ocean of
machinery. The software is as multifaceted as a diamond, and as convoluted
as a primeval jungle. The programs, each unique, move through the system
like a swift-flowing river. That is why I am happy where I am.”

The microcomputer programmer, upon hearing this, fell silent. But the two
programmers remained friends until the end of their days.


Hardware met Software on the road to Changtse. Software said: “You are
Yin and I am Yang. If we travel together we will become famous and earn
vast sums of money.” And so the set forth together, thinking to conquer
the world.

Presently they met Firmware, who was dressed in tattered rags and hobbled
along propped on a thorny stick. Firmware said to them: “The Tao lies
beyond Yin and Yang. It is silent and still as a pool of water. It does
not seek fame, therefore nobody knows its presence. It does not seek
fortune, for it is complete within itself. It exists beyond space and

Software and Hardware, ashamed, returned to their homes.


Book 9 – Epilogue

Thus spake the master programmer:

“It is time for you to leave.”


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Lahore Attack on Sri Lankan Cricket Team

March 14, 2009 by · 2 Comments
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The Lahore ambush attack on  Sri Lankan cricket team en route to Gaddafi Stadium, being the first for cricketing world was shell shocking  and has quite a few implications-

1. Not very unusually  we will start with a hindsight ! – Security for the cricketers was lacking. Given the significance  any tour to Pakistan has due to teams objecting to tour Pakistan because of security reasons, any tour becomes high profile from the security point of view.  It is hard to believe that the security provided  was ‘ presidential level’  and that was what it was supposed to be.
2. It puts serious question marks over other teams touring Pakistan in near future.     Bangladesh and New Zealand have already called off their tour to Pakistan. Bilateral tournament in neutral venues seem to be the best option as of now.  How long is ‘near future’ depends a lot on political and administrative stability in Pakistan but it could be anything between 2 to 4 years.

3. Expect some hiccups for world cup 2011,  especially  the matches which are to be hosted in Pakistan, you can always argue either way but  chances are pretty bleak that Pakistan will host them. These will have to be shifted to other countries in the sub continent. India being the foremost choice.  With respect to India  I believe given monetary clout of BCCI and past security history (note the order!) they will be able to convince other boards about extra security. More so because ,  IPL for this year doesn’t seem to have run into lot of roadblocks (other than the ones due to general election in India) and in all likelihood will take place with minor changes.

4. As for other tournaments in India, and given the England came after Mumbai attack – it seems that will continue same way, unless God forbid something unpleasant happens.

5.  Primary point is this though –  this state of Pakistan Govt and cricket administration  is bad for Pakistan cricket and world cricket. You can argue that Pakistan is very often an unpredictable and inconsistent team but can’t deny the fact that they produce extra ordinary talents.  Cricket would have been poorer without Javed Miadad’s street smartness, Imran Khan’s cricketing acumen ,Waqar Younis’s rawness, Wasim  Akram’s genius, Saqlin Mustaq’s doosra and Sohaib Akhtar’s flair. World deserves more of them. We can only hope that the situation in Pakistan improves.

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